Kiel….

So sorry to have lapsed on the telecommunications these past several days. Am now talking like citizen of the world, am deeply ashamed for the atrocities mine country committen!!

heh—just fuckin with ya……

Hey kids-whatcha think of the new ride? Sweet, yes? We weren,t so thrilled with the Weimerweiner profiles painted on the back doors, as we are apparently now traveling through prime dog-fucking territory. But c’mon! The Quadraphenia hubcaps had us sold!!!

...and the best part? ice cream jingle automatically starts at igniton!

after a fevered night with the GG Elvis crew-and all of the bodily fluids that you would expect, it was only a short 7 hour jaunt to Kiel….road construction? of course! Why don’t they just fucking shut the autobahn down completely and make us ride donkeys to the next show!!

I think Defekt means , good boy!! — I think Defekt means , *good boy*!!

The music? techno..... the mood? gay! — The music? techno..... the mood? *gay*!

Got to catch up with the SNFU crew yet again…Mr Chi tried to sell us on the benefits of the Gouda facial, we declined….

....oh, quit complaining....you people can't even smell what it was like!!"

Kiel was kiel…..good show, good crowd, no showers going on day 3 now….I am convinced there are spore-like life forms in my underwear and socks…and the sad part? I just can’t bring myself to kill the sweet little dear things!!!! After the show I tries to convince these Puritans to drive straight through to Berlin….my request? Considered, but ultimately denied!!!!

Please! Take me to a city vit internet and hot water!!!

Some obligatory live shots, as apparently several of you skeptic followers think we are not actually over here….just pretending to be on tour from a sound stage outside of Tucson like the Apollo 11 moon landing…here ya go fuckers….we do this for you!!!